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Things to Ponder at 7:00 am
- Why did it take me so long to open up this text window?
- If I started wearing velcro shoes, would that be really awesome, or would everyone make fun of me for being lame?
- What are the birds outside my window so ANGRY about?
- Why can’t I stop thinking about this article?
- If no one ever played a Bon Jovi song again, on the radio or in a bar or at a sporting event, would the world be any different?
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Posted on November 3, 2009 with 6 notes
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